Saturday, April 18, 2009

Think For a While

Life is neither bad of roses nor a carpet of thorns. But life is beautiful. Our Life is so beautiful. So sweet. Full of lOves...fI we could see all the creatures outside there...realize or’s up...God gives us eyes and mind to see and think about the creation. Yet Life is a succession Of Lesson s which must be lived to be understood...."

"It’s our life so don’t just live but feel it!....."

If you kiss her, you are not gentlemen
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't you are not understanding
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you don't love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her ad
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
If she talks, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In Short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable ...WOMEN!

If you kiss him, he kisses you back
If you don't, he patiently waits
If you praise him, he says thanks you
If you don't, he feels secure in your love
If you agree to all his likes, you have met your fantasy man
If you don't, you still get along
If you visit him often, he welcomes you every time
If you don't, he'll visit you instead
If you are well dressed, he says you are beautiful
If you don't, you are still beautiful
If you are jealous, he reassures you and holds you
If you're not, he gives you no reason to be
If you kiss him once in a while, he's appreciative of your affection
If you kiss him often, he will always have you on his mind
If you stare at another man, he knows that you're only admiring
If he is stared by other women you know why-he's one hot babe
If you talk, he'll always listen
If you listen, he'll tell you anything you want to know

In short:
So complex, yet so direct
So strong, yet so supportive
So dazzling, yet so humble
So passionate, yet so marvelous....MEN!

Rumput Dan ChenTA

Pd suatu hri d skolah,seorg murid brtny pd guru.Ktika itu guru trsbut sdg mngjr mngenai ksh syg. Plajar:"cikgu,mcm mana kte nk plih sseorg yg trbaik sbgai org yg pling kte syg?Mcm mana jg ksh syg itu nk brkekaln?" CIKGU: "ok kamu ikut pe yg sy srh.Kmu prgi ke pdg.Kamu brjln d atas rumput smbl mmandang rumput ddpn kamu.Pilih yg PALING cntk tnpa menoleh ke blkng lg wlau skali.Da petik rumput yg PALING cntk, bwa ke kelas" Apabila pelajar trsbut pulang ke kels,tiada shlai rumput pun dtgnnye.Cikgu brtny, knpa tiada rumput yg dplih? PELAJAR:"td mse sy brjln,sy crilh rumput yg pling cntk.Mmg ade byk yg cntk tp cikgu kata petik yg pling cntk, maka sy pun trus brjln ke dpn smbl mencri yg pling cntk tnpa menoleh ke blkng lg.Tp smpai dipnghujung pdg,sy xjmpa pun yg pling cntk.Mgkn ade diantara yg dblkng sy td rumput yg plg cntk tp da ckgu ckp xblh menoleh ke blkg smula,jd tiadalah rumput yg sy bleh petik." CIKGU:"ya itulh jwpnnye.Mknanye apabila kte tlh brjmpa dgn sseorg yg kte syg,jgnlah kte mncri lg yg lbh baik dri itu.Kte ptt hargai 0rg yg brada ddpn kte sbaik2nye.Jgn kte men0leh ke blkng lg krn yg brlaku ttp da brlaku.Sm0ga yg brlalu tdk brulang lg.Dan ingtlh 0rg yg plng kte syg itulah yg plng cntk dan plng baik.Maupun nk iktkn byk lg yg cntk dan baik sprti rumput td..

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